Feb 10

A Very Broadstairs Complaint

It is not often that a single facebook post sums up everything that is wrong with the Broadstairs mentality.

Brown babies starve in Cliftonville and the small-minded parochial arrogance of Broadstairs can only complain about some bread left out for the seagulls.

Note also how they are baguettes – one of the food types that will be banned after the election, along with all breads that end in a vowel. The smug culture of deli-fascism and dietary one-up-man-ship is the nutritional wing of the Broadstafarian junta.

Enjoy your White bread while you can, Broadstairs. One day you will wake up to find more than baguettes lying broken and bruised on the green near the bandstand.




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