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Date registered: February 18, 2015

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  1. 2017 General Election Manifesto — May 8, 2017
  2. Nation of OOOG to Run in 2017 General Election — April 20, 2017
  3. Al Zebab’s State Visit to Ethiopia — February 10, 2016
  4. Black Remembrance Poppies Go On Sale — October 25, 2015
  5. Apologise for British Colonialism in Africa — October 22, 2015

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May 08

2017 General Election Manifesto

The winds of progress blow swiftly, rattling the gaudy tokens of a dead era round the cavernous chalk hive of the Broadstafarian mind. Whistling through empty air, they blow our way once more.

Apr 20

Nation of OOOG to Run in 2017 General Election

The White dictator and her legions have fed their bile to the press – but of course – we already knew. It has been many years since OOOG told the Prophet that our Afro-Thanetian Nation would face more turmoil. This day has come quickly, but we are prepared. Yes, the Prophet Zebadiah Abu Obadiah shall …

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Feb 10

Al Zebab’s State Visit to Ethiopia

The Nation of OOOG has been quiet recently. For the last few months the fascist Broadstafarian has been quietly cooing like a fat, White pigeon – hoping against hope that the Prophet has faltered or been silenced by some unknown power. But the zelievers, the Brothers and Sisters of our proud Nation, they know that …

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Oct 25

Black Remembrance Poppies Go On Sale

As we approach “Remembrance Sunday”, the Nation of OOOG is offering an alternative to Britain’s annual festival of war glorification. We are selling Black Remembrance poppies, in honour and memory of all those murdered by the British state and their mercantile puppets. British soldiers are murderers and rapists, and they deserve no support or thanks. …

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Oct 22

Apologise for British Colonialism in Africa

Today we are proud to begin our next campaign. We are calling upon all British ‘subjects’ to recognise and apologise for the crimes of Empire perpetrated in their names. This apology – though unavoidably incomplete given the scale of Britain’s crimes – offers a sincere and unilateral acknowledgement of the reality of Empire. Given the …

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Oct 19

The Second Omen: The Detention Centre

Brothers and sisters, here we have it. The second omen in under a week, sending a clear warning from OOOG to the White population of Engand. You are doomed. Pack your bags and get out now while you still can. No longer will your “Immigration and Removal Centre” detain innocent brothers and sisters whose “crime” …

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Oct 15

The Parable of the Whale

In Zebasis Chapter 1:21 it states that OOOG created the whale before any other living creature: “So OOOG created the great whale and every living creature that moveth, of every kind, with which the waterdem swarm, and every winged bird of every kind. And OOOG saw that it was peng.” OOOG invested a huge, tremendous …

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Oct 13

UKIP Loses Control of Thanet Council

OOOG’s wrath has reigned down upon UKIP’s councillors, leaving them no other option but to abandon the Zaliphate like their weasly White wasteman Fuhrer – who scuttled out of Thanet with his fork-tail between his legs on the fateful day, May 8th. Click here for the Thanet Gazette’s coverage of the story

Oct 07

Gazette: Thanet’s rising dog “thefts”

We would like to answer the allegations made by the Thanet Gazette concerning the theft of dogs in the Zaliphate. Again, the serpent minions of Kathy Bailes have failed to grasp reality. It does not matter who stole those dogs, what matters is the growing dogmeat trade that has blossomed from our political successes. Dog …

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Sep 30

Concrete, Jungles and the Guts of Giants: A Day Trip to Calais

Brother Faisal describes our visit to Calais in his Huffington Post blog. Read below or on the Huffington Post website.

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