Category Archive: Election 2015

Here you can find all information relevant to our contestation of the 2015 General Election in the Constituency of South Thanet.

May 07

The Purification of Uncle Mack’s Plaque

Tonight is the eve of the Election – the Election that we are prophesied to win. OOOG has appeared to the Prophet, and our victory has been written in the skies over Thanet. It was foretold many aeons ago, permeating the pages of history in characters which read left to right, right to left, in …

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May 04

Isle of Thanet Gazette Slapped Back Down

The Isle of Thanet Gazette yet again pokes its malignant nose into our affairs. It is hardly surprising that no action will be taken when all our artwork is checked, approved and delivered by the British “Royal” Mail. Do not take us for some disorganised, two-bit rabble. We know the law. We have a dedicated …

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Apr 30

Dead in His Tracks

Today, Al Zebab celebrates being the Party that stopped the UKIP tank dead in its tracks. Whilst the other parties were blind to Farage’s plotting, the Prophet dismantled his lies and prevented what would have been the most audacious insult to the people of Thanet yet. It is not enough to merely canvass and flyer …

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Apr 28

Nigel’s Tank Envy

Today, we have the honour of spoiling Nigel’s big election finale. Over the last few weeks, the Nation of OOOG has been in talks with a private owner of military vehicles in Birchington, Thanet. We managed to secure a deal with him to rent a 432 Armoured Personnel Carrier, to use for a few hours …

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Apr 26

Interview with the Thanet Gazette

Another piece of newspaper coverage, another example of the Thanet Gazette’s brutal censorship. Despite having a lengthy email conversation with their correspondent, ‘David Archer’, only two of our replies were published. So, in the interests of transparency, here is the rest of our conversation – the parts the Gazette didn’t want to you to read. …

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Mar 19

Gracing the Gazette

Here is the coverage of the Prophet that was censored by the Thanet Gazette last week (13/03/15). OOOG AKBAR

Mar 03

Mirror: Farage and Broadstairs’ Fascist Past

Feb 19

Russia Today: “Fringe Party Troll UKIP Leader’s Election Campaign”

RT’s coverage of our Election Campaign.  

Oct 24

A Party is Registered

Now see, non-believing Broadstafarians, see here the wages of your cynicism. For those of you who doubted that the glorious Al-Zebabist Nation of OOOG was an official political party, here is the incontrovertible and everlasting truth. But also hear this – for much more importantly – our legitimacy comes not from this flimsy piece of …

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