Category Archive: Highlights

May 08

The Prophet’s Victory Speech

Here is the entire, unedited victory speech from the Prophet Zebadiah Abu Obadiah. Ignore the obviously biased and manipulative coverage from the White media. His are the only true statements from the entire campaign, nay, the entire election. A thousand Akbars cannot convey the glory of last night and this morning. Fuck Broadstairs. Our celebrations …

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May 08

Murderers Confronted

On the day of the Election, Prophet Zebadiah and His team confront the rapist British Army at their recruitment offices in Canterbury.

May 08

Inside the Vote Count

We have reached the vote count. We are sat here in the belly of the beast, surrounded by enemies, false friends and demons. We sit proudly, in silence, our black flag resplendent on the Prophet’s table. We ignore the stares of the White press, we hiss at our dumbfounded rivals. Our opponents are in disarray, …

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May 07

The Purification of Uncle Mack’s Plaque

Tonight is the eve of the Election – the Election that we are prophesied to win. OOOG has appeared to the Prophet, and our victory has been written in the skies over Thanet. It was foretold many aeons ago, permeating the pages of history in characters which read left to right, right to left, in …

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Apr 30

Dead in His Tracks

Today, Al Zebab celebrates being the Party that stopped the UKIP tank dead in its tracks. Whilst the other parties were blind to Farage’s plotting, the Prophet dismantled his lies and prevented what would have been the most audacious insult to the people of Thanet yet. It is not enough to merely canvass and flyer …

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Apr 28

Nigel’s Tank Envy

Today, we have the honour of spoiling Nigel’s big election finale. Over the last few weeks, the Nation of OOOG has been in talks with a private owner of military vehicles in Birchington, Thanet. We managed to secure a deal with him to rent a 432 Armoured Personnel Carrier, to use for a few hours …

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Apr 26

Interview with the Thanet Gazette

Another piece of newspaper coverage, another example of the Thanet Gazette’s brutal censorship. Despite having a lengthy email conversation with their correspondent, ‘David Archer’, only two of our replies were published. So, in the interests of transparency, here is the rest of our conversation – the parts the Gazette didn’t want to you to read. …

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Apr 19

The Spirit of Broadstairs (Part 3 of 3)

So, if any further proof was needed – here is the third and final installment of our mini series uncovering the latent racism of Broadstairs, Kent. It is time we tackled the symbolic heart of this town, the annual festival of race hate known as ‘Folk Week’. Broadstairs Folk Week claims to be a celebration …

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Apr 18

The Spirit of Broadstairs (Part 2 of 3)

Welcome to part two of our mini-series on Broadstairs, in which we deconstruct and expose this hate-filled coastal town. Today, let us travel back in time to 1930 – the good old days, where ‘coloureds’ knew their place and women equally so. For the White town of Broadstairs, it was a golden era. It was …

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Apr 17

The Spirit of Broadstairs (Part 1 of 3)

Al Zebab invites our supporters to join us on a three part mini-series detailing some of the worst examples of racism from the town of Broadstairs, Thanet. This is just a snapshot of life in this town. Hate crimes are daily occurrences in this White paradise, the symbolic home of British racism. Realise that our …

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