Category Archive: News

Aug 29

You Did This.

Here are just a few pictures of some of the 2,400 people who have drowned trying to reach Europe this year. It is easy to ignore these images, or to shy away from imagining the vastness of the death that this is only a tiny snapshot of. But it is even easier to pretend that …

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Aug 27

Dog Day

So today, in your England, it is ‘National Dog Day’. Well, in the Zaliphate it is dog day everyday, dog for breakfast, dog for lunch and dog for dinner. The difference between our dog days and your ‘Dog Day’ is that we have the emotional stability not to seek friendship in an animal that loves …

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Aug 18

Al Zebab Launches our Campaign to Break the Border

Today we have begun our official crowdfunding campaign to raise money for the migrants of Calais. We believe Britain’s borders are illegitimate, and we aim to support anyone and everyone who wants to breach them. We will provide aspiring migrants with tools, information and support to help them gain access to Britain on their own …

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Aug 07

Al Zebab Launches Investigation into Broadstafarian Paedophile Ring

There are currently over 6 individual investigations into a paedophile ring believed to have been active since the turn of the century- a ring that has its dirty roots dug deep into the history of Broadstafarian ‘treasurers’ like former English Prime Minister “Sir” Edward Heath. We at Al-Zebab have started our own official investigation, free …

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Aug 03

The Death of Jeffrey Amherst

  Today we celebrate the 218th anniversary of the death of the mass murdering, ethnic cleansing, genocidal and filthy White pig-dog known as Field Marshall “Right Honorable” Lord Jeffery Amherst. We celebrate in the knowledge that this maliciously evil, horrendous Whiteman is definitely having his tonsils tickled by his overly well endowed father, also called …

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Jul 17

Rest in Power, Brother Eric

  A year today we lost a brother, Eric Garner, murdered in cold blood by the choking hands of Officer Daniel Pantaleo of the New York Police Brutality Department. Richmond County District Atrtorney Daniel M. Donovan Jr. said that the case against Pantaleo will go to a grand jury, after considering the medical examiner’s findings …

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Jul 13

UCL: Legacies of British Slave-Ownership

The zesposyni of UCL have finally made public their research in which they name and shame the White British slave-owners and companies that profited from the slave trade. Slavery may have been abolished in the British Empire in 1833, but slavery and colonialism shaped the Britain you know. It put in place the superiority complex …

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Jun 27


Today we celebrate being one step close to completely abolishing hetrosexual marriage. Brothers, Sisters and our non-binary zupporters, be clear that hetero marriage dooms nations. For too long have the breeders called the shots in our world, and look where their zins have got us. Psyantists have proven that breeders sabotage civilisation from within, through …

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Jun 09

Faisal beats Clegg

Yet another victory for the Nation of OOOG as Brother Faisal’s Huffington Post article leaves Nick Clegg floundering in obscurity. The people have spoken, Brother Nick, and they do not want your tired lies or halfhearted tributes to your dead alcoholic friends. The public are hungry for knowledge. Knowledge and the flesh of dogs. And …

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Jun 04

Yulin Dogmeat Festival

  This summer solstice sees the return of the annual dogmeat festival in Yulin, China. We salute our Chinese brothers and sisters for continuing this noble tradition despite criticism from certain neo-Imperialist Western voices – who yet again feel it is their job to tell the rest of the world how to live their lives. …

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