Today is the two-year anniversary of the death of Lee Rigby. On that fateful day, we lost a true hero – the finest soldier to ever bang a piece of leather in the service of his imaginary Queen. A true genius and visionary, who rose to the prestigious rank of ‘drummer’ after failing all his GCSEs.
We unequivocally condemn the killers of Lee Rigby. Though we are opposed to the British Army in every way, an eye for an eye is not OOOG’s law. Justice is served in the afterlife, not on the streets. We shall never play OOOG.
Brother Lee bangs his drum no more. His dad bangs his gums in Zell though.