Tag Archive: Dog

Oct 07

Gazette: Thanet’s rising dog “thefts”

We would like to answer the allegations made by the Thanet Gazette concerning the theft of dogs in the Zaliphate. Again, the serpent minions of Kathy Bailes have failed to grasp reality. It does not matter who stole those dogs, what matters is the growing dogmeat trade that has blossomed from our political successes. Dog …

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Aug 27

Dog Day

So today, in your England, it is ‘National Dog Day’. Well, in the Zaliphate it is dog day everyday, dog for breakfast, dog for lunch and dog for dinner. The difference between our dog days and your ‘Dog Day’ is that we have the emotional stability not to seek friendship in an animal that loves …

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Jun 04

Yulin Dogmeat Festival

  This summer solstice sees the return of the annual dogmeat festival in Yulin, China. We salute our Chinese brothers and sisters for continuing this noble tradition despite criticism from certain neo-Imperialist Western voices – who yet again feel it is their job to tell the rest of the world how to live their lives. …

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