Here is the entire, unedited victory speech from the Prophet Zebadiah Abu Obadiah. Ignore the obviously biased and manipulative coverage from the White media. His are the only true statements from the entire campaign, nay, the entire election.
A thousand Akbars cannot convey the glory of last night and this morning.
Our celebrations shall continue for many, many moons – sweetened by every tear that rolls down the humiliated cheek of the coward Nigel Farage.